Justin Beiber Singing Toothbrush...

You might be tempted to think I'm making this up. Justin Beiber sells a singing toothbrush.

I know about this because Groupon sent me a coupon for it. This is how I know Groupon is NOT tailoring their promotions for me.

The slogans write themselves I think: "I can't get that song out of my head..." "Now I've got a little Beiber in my mouth..." Actually, that's about it for me. Feel free to write your own.